Little Johnny was out with his grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, grandma?" asked little Johnny.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she replied, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."
"They’re just like people, aren’t they grandma?" said little Johnny.
"How do you mean?" asked grandma.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said little Johnny, "and they fxck you everytime!"
2007-03-16 08:15:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll say no just to be original...
2007-03-16 08:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Little Johnny jokes are the best! 10/10!
2007-03-16 17:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-03-16 15:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Go Bears! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-03-16 15:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by angelique5253 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm. I suppose it has some humorous aspect.
2007-03-16 15:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok yup you win. even given that question a thumbs up!!!
2007-03-16 15:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by Shelly t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I almost pissed myself - that's funny
2007-03-16 15:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by nikkid6910705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaa, naughty johny!
2007-03-19 08:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2007-03-16 15:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, very funny
2007-03-16 15:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by rjm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋