A couple made a deal,whoever died 1st would come back and inform the other what is was like.
After a long life,the husband died true to his word he made contact.
"Mary" "Mary"
"Is that you Fred"
"Yes,I've come back as we agreed
"What's it like" said Mary
"Well,I get up in the morning I have sex, then breakfast,and then off to the golf course,I bathe in the sun then sex again,then I have lunch another romp around the golf course,and then sex all afternoon.After supper golf course again and sex for the rest of the evening"
"The nest day is it all starts again",
"Oh Fred,you must be in heaven",Mary says
"Well,no not exactly,I'm a rabbit in Suffolk"
2007-03-16
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