Ok, this is more for fun than anything, but a discussion came up on what to tell your kids or parents or friends during a party what that big large hook in the ceiling is for?
One suggestion is to buy a punching bag and tell people it's for working out! The person that comes up with the best most realistic answer gets the 10 points!
Who's first?
2007-03-16 07:55:20 · 12 answers · asked by sirdufus69 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
To save them the trouble of asking you can have it in use - Hanging plant, wind chime, dream catcher... That way they just assume
Or you can lie and say its for a skeeto net/ fear of bugs while sleeping, you tried to hang your tv there and you didn't like it, or it was there when you moved in.
2007-03-16 08:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by Amy K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best answer is either hanging plant (I've seen some that are huge) or tell them a large piece of artwork you're thinking of getting needs to be hung from the ceiling. Then you just "decide you didn't like the artwork that much." The hook stays up because maybe you'll find a better piece later.
2007-03-16 08:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Nathan C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would get a large fern and hang from it while people are over, but the punching bag is a good idea.
If you aren't the first owner, you could always just say that the people before you had a punching bag, that way you don't need to buy one.
But personally, I would just look them in the eye and dead-pan "It's for our sex swing."
Most people wouldn't believe it anyway.
2007-03-16 08:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consonance, sibilance - - goood !! As for the content - I am too ignorant. I can get the cold, the iron, the downtrodden nature. But - see - I thought this was about a man - not a ship. I looked at the other answers and went - a ship? Then I read again and saw it - but perhaps you need a break between "waits impatiently to be boarded" and Huddled up by a burn barrel. The view shifts. ship/man man/ship. ?
2016-03-29 01:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...ew...but now that I think of it we have a big hook in our ceiling at home... My parents hung a big cowbell from it and they would ring it to let us kids know when it was time for dinner. When we would have company over and they would ask what it was for, my parents would have one of the kids tell them that it was our "dinner bell". Do my parents have a sex swing? ew ew ew!
2007-03-16 08:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
For a candle chandelier! Hanging cows for Kosher butchering. Where you put the wife at night when she starts to snore.
2007-03-16 07:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell people,"It's for a sex swing" and wait for their expressions
2007-03-16 07:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by biscuitperifrank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Came with the house, so did these whips and chains.
2007-03-16 08:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Hang a plant from it
2007-03-16 07:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by SuzyQ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My plant just withered and died, trying to find one to replace it.
2007-03-16 08:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.Right 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋