What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
2007-03-16 07:35:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Thanks i needed this.
2007-03-16 07:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do Coors Light and making love in a canoe have in common?
A: They are both f**king close to water.
Definition: Mistress - something between a mister and a matress.
2007-03-16 07:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by i_cycle_hard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are pretty good. You should submit more every once in a while. Some people need a good laugh or just to smile. Thank you.
2007-03-16 07:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by uneekqamar2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard them...here's one for you: how many A.D.D kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna go ride a bike?...if you're smart you get it, if not well...
2007-03-16 07:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Pyromaniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved them. Thank you. lol
2007-03-16 08:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-03-16 07:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-16 07:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by icu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i goto tell my brother and daddy these jokes. u crack me up
2007-03-16 07:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by yolanda c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....i guess its not JUST A JOKE IT'S ALSO REALITY!!!! hehehheheheh
2007-03-16 07:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by angel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2007-03-16 07:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by toomeymimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL GOOD ONES
2007-03-16 07:39:26 · answer #11 · answered by kidi_69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋