Ok!, I'm doing a contest on who has the best Riddle/Joke...
Good Luck!!
2007-03-16 07:05:16 · 7 answers · asked by harvardgal7 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when you submit a riddle...send the answer to me..thanks!
2007-03-16 07:13:32 · update #1
1.) There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. How is this possible
2.)There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
3.)I have a heart that never beats,
I have a home but I never sleep.
I can take a mans house and build anothers,
And I love to play games with my many brothers.
I am a king among fools.
Who am I?
4.)They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
5.)With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
2007-03-16 07:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man lives in a flat on the 23th floor in a block of flats. Every morning he goes down the 23 floors in a lift. However, when, at 3.35pm he returns to his flat, he takes the lift to the 10th floor then walks the rest. He also looks forward to it raining.
2007-03-16 14:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by sparkilyglitter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders a hamburger. When he was done, he took out a gun and shoots everywhere inside the restaurant. Then he casually exit out the door. Before he left, the manager said "Who do you think you are?" The panda bear said "Look me up in the dictionary." The manager looked him up and it says - Panda Bear, eat shoots and leaves.
2007-03-16 14:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by Not_Here 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for five minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
A few minutes later,
they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner.
How is this possible?
Answer: She is a photographer
2007-03-16 15:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by vabeachgirl324 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of only 8?
2007-03-16 14:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by scrow_80 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tail I am Young short I am old wind is my enemy.
2007-03-16 14:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does the easter bunny always hide eggs? he doesnt want anybdy to know he is dating a chicken!
2007-03-16 14:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋