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2007-03-16 06:48:56 · 23 answers · asked by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I can't believe how many people came out to get me to "discover the Lord" when it's obvious this was meant in fun. Some of you get so heaven-bound you lose your Earthly ways. My eyes are indeed open.

2007-03-16 07:07:47 · update #1

23 answers

Get a good Job where you can make some manna.

2007-03-16 06:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 1 0

You can my friend. Start from scratch. There has got to be no other way of having ultimate peace of mind than knowing your soul is free from evil.
I believe you can feel when your spirit is not feeling well, sick, and contaminated. There is a voice inside your mind that is speaking for it. You want to be happy but your well-being is held down by your sick soul, not to mention the heaviness of the load in your chest.

2007-03-16 14:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by oscar c 5 · 0 1

Call Ditech.... but find your credit score first from 3 credit investigators.

2007-03-16 13:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1 0

Credit and evils spirits are two different things. You cannot claim the Devil made you do it when you overcharge your credit cards.

2007-03-16 13:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Become a Roman Catholic, confess and start tomorrow with a clean sheet.

2007-03-16 13:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Roger B 2 · 1 0

get a credit card, charge something, then pay it off immediately, your credit score will definitely go up. no worries, you will be good in a month or so.

2007-03-16 13:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by TONY 4 · 0 0

You have to declare bankruptcy under Chapter 3:16.

hee hee hee...

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2007-03-16 13:52:20 · answer #7 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 3 0

I must admonish you.

Okay if you're serious say "Hallelujah" to Jesus and shout his name. Contact your local Baptist church for details, and have your credit card ready.

2007-03-16 13:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

This isn't a joke to play with...if ur possess u need to get help.

2007-03-16 13:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Eric T 3 · 0 1

Check with your parson or pastor. He will know to give you the kind of advice you need

Curious98

2007-03-16 13:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by curious98 2 · 0 1

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