Have you ever gone bowling with Jesus?

Question

I keep hearin people say they have a close, personal relationship with Jesus.

So I'm wonderin where do you guys hang out?
Does he pick you up or do you drive?
Does Jesus blab the entire time or does he let you talk too?

You know each other and trust each other?

So, like, you'd trust Jesus to go out with your sister?

What's his favorite color?

What kinda music does he like?

I don't know Jesus so I'm trying to ask people who obviously do!

Answer 1

Yes, Jesus teach me to stay out of the gutter.

I like when I use to work at the hospital, nights, I could go into the chapel twice during my shift on my breaks to pray, and spent time with our Lord, I would ask him some questions from my heart, especially heart felt ones, and he would answer me, in many different ways at times, and give me the best answer that would be possible.
He never Blab, just to the point. He did intervene to me once on another job site, and said to me in the moment of truth, that he was happy with me.

Answer 2

No, but since he turned water into wine, he could probably help with the bar tab. He sounded like a fun person.....hung out with fishermen, murderers & loose women. Could someone introduce us?

Answer 3

close relationship with a heavenly being or anyone for that matter does not mean you need to 'hang out' but that you know each other and trust each other

Answer 4

"God is spirit and them that worship must worship him in spirit and in truth"
that a cute question--bowling is for union people--they go on strike after strike until they have none to spare.
God exists therefore I can consult him on a daily basis.

Answer 5

No, but I once brought a Pomeranian bowling.