all my ex seems to care about is his lil friend .... but he's also begging me to take him back
but i won't .. not after what he did to me n how he treated me .....
2007-03-16 06:11:33 · 18 answers · asked by midnightdreamgrl 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
that hurt
2007-03-16 06:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. How would you feel if he wished your vaginal lips would swell up together? You have to be careful what you wish for...because you just might get it! Literally!!! His manhood may not fall off, but maybe someone else that you are interested in may have something wrong with theirs. Our tongues are the most powerful thing that we own, and can choose our fate sometimes too. Maybe not when we say or exactly how we say it, but sooner or later, you will see things start to turn for the worse. Don't wish bad things on other people...even if it is just a joke!!
2007-03-16 06:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by N0+ 3@$!Ly &R0]{3n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so wrong of me, but I'm feeling mischeivious. You should memorize this song and sing it to him over and over and over and over and over ... then he'll think your psycho and never call you again!!!:
"Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt (Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife. Penis, that is. Clean cut. Missed his nuts.
Well, the next thing you know, there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend, And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend. Curve, that is. Tossed the nub. In the shrub.
She went to the cops and confessed the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed, 'over there!' To John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air. Found, that is. By a fence. Evidence.
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long, So a dick doc said, 'Hey, I can fix that dong!' 'A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need,' and the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny peed. Whizzed, that is. Even seam. Straight stream.
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court, With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. Video, that is. Unexposed. Case closed. "
2007-03-16 06:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first, I think it is completely normal to wish a guy's manhood would fall off. (or just turn completley useless even with viagra) However that may be my bitterness talking.
do not take back someone who hurt you. they did it once they don't get another chance to make you feel worse.
Stay strong.
2007-03-16 06:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I have to admit that I've thought of cutting one off myself or taking a sledge hammer to it. But YOU CANNOT act on it. It's not the anger that is wrong it's how you deal with it.
Take a tennis racket and stand next to your bed and picture his wittle penis stretched out in front of you and whack at it for awhile. LOL.
2007-03-16 06:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Stefka 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is wrong for you to think that that part will just go away. However, if your ex is only contacting you because he wants to hook up, you shouldn't be taking those calls. If you don't want to take him back you should move on, don't contact him, and certainly don't hook up with him.
2007-03-16 06:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Rebbew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't contact him stick to your morals girl .
HE Just wants a friend with benefits.
and your better than that.
2007-03-16 09:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by madina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Hysterical!!
Good girl for not taking him back - he probably just wanted a friend with benefits...
2007-03-16 06:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by Ker Plunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAA, no. Men are pigs. Bet they wouldn't be so damned selfish if the actually thought with their brains.
2007-03-16 06:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by fairiesbreath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is too drastic a wish...and besides, not all guys are like that.
2007-03-16 06:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by Miss J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
completely normal now if it really happens that would be a blessing a weird blessing but a blessing non the less!!
2007-03-16 06:17:29 · answer #11 · answered by notyochic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋