Ok, my wife´s boss´s wife (stick with me here) is seriously challenged, every evening i think she formats her brain, my wife´s boss has to leave instructions on the fridge for her every morning telling her what her name is, how she can find her way to work and not to worry about breakfast as she already ate. Actually she never ate already but she´s a real fat nelly.
(Ok, so this is not a true story but I really can see it, this women does not know her ar..s from her elbow!)
Ok, your turn, make me laugh.
2007-03-16 05:59:51 · 11 answers · asked by turniton5 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
What´s wrong with you Nontrad and Barbados,
men problems? women problems? dog problems?!! I hope not dog problems, I may have to report you to the animal anti-cruelty you two brainless half wits.
Now fu.k off and get a f...ing sense of humour or are you too busy slitting your wrists.
It´s friday go drown your sorrows and tell someone who actually gives a shi..t.
2007-03-16 06:28:42 · update #1
Black magic, Amandla,
you guys crack me up,
Are you the same person or just sharing a brain cell?
You are obviously trying to stir something up here, but the rest of us are just having a good laugh at your expense.
2007-03-17 00:35:55 · update #2
I've met a great deal of idiots in my life, but I've got to say that I take the cake!
1. I get the girl everyone wanted to date in High School and marry her, but never tell her I love her. Is that stupid or just plain ignorant?
2. I have two kids that do good in school and I never seem to find the time to play with them. I do have lots of time to drink and answer questions on Yahoo Answers!
3. I have a good job and work with Christians that care for me, but I keep finding fault in everything they do!
4. I left the most beautiful place on earth (South Africa) to live in polluted Seoul just to earn more money. Now I pay R20 for a tomato!
5. I'm a qualified language practitioner and speak 5 of the 8 languages I've studied, but my kids speak Korean. And I can't get them to speak Afrikaans.
But, here are the funny parts:
1. One of my students liked to spit at everyting he sees and his mouth is always wet! Jhagg! One day he got hold of my cigarettes and and tried to smoke. The principal caught him with tobacco all over his spit-covered face!
2. I used to work at Volkskas Bank way back in the day and caught this one bankteller trying to cheat a customer by putting a ten rand note into a bunch of hundred rand notes while 7 cameras were watching him!
3. Seven illegal Canadians in Korea get in a brawl with some Korean students and call the cops. After everything is processed the Canadians get deported because they didn't have visas! I was there to witness it all! They seemed like good guys at the time when we were having our 10th beer!
4. My Korean friend Choi Hae-chul thinks that sleeping under a fan will rob him of oxygen, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
5. I got my best friend, Bertrum a pair of expensive K-Swiss sneakers as a present. And when he got them he went out and walked in the rain and mud with them. Jeez!
You get stupid people everywhere, but I must be the stupidest ever answering this question at 11:51 whilst my wife had called me at 10:00 already for some good loving! Eish!
Cheers, buddy!
2007-03-17 03:54:43 · answer #1 · answered by Porgie 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Definitely the white man (or white woman). We couldn't even invent the computer, internet, English language or alphabet those two world class geniuses Amandla and Blackmagic are using to type their enlightening answers and send it of to an inferior world, compared to their superior black standards, epitomised by that powerhouse of economic and technological prowess, Africa. These two intellectual giants must have a combined IQ of at least twelve....and a half, if you ask me. But alas, what do I know? I'm just an inferior white worm, who can't do anything for myself.
2007-03-17 12:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Vango 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Come to think of it...
My college mate was a few watts short of a lightbulb...
Gorgeous as hell no doubt but for the life of me, i never understood a thing about her. She was airy fairy and all (picture Marylin Monroe as a hippie)... She gave poetic replies in class even during Finance Management class.
2007-03-19 03:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My opinion,
The same people and/ or institution that have been deleting questions and answers from this site for their own moral comfort, seems to have been robbing certain individuals of their sense of humor!
To the two people who answered this question first: You're new to this forum, aren't you?
2007-03-16 13:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I also think that those who erasing others have a freedom of speech problem and serious loss of humor too boot.
Wish there was some way of tracking who shunts - perhaps we could shunt them?
2007-03-16 14:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by london.oval 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a very stupid person. He has turned the highest productive country in Africa into a sh.t hole.
His name is Robert Mugabe.
2007-03-18 11:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by MarcBass 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
the reporters, facist scum that they are, must be the simplest little creatures this side of the equator.
they simply cannot comprehend on how to answer a question that challenges them, so they report it.
may their fingers turn to fish hooks and may they develop an itch on their groins...
2007-03-16 14:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I do not believe there are stupid people.
I believe there are people with various challenges that may make them come across as being stupid.
What you described is exactly what a person with dementia / Alhzeimers exhibits and believe me it is not funny.
Especially if it is one of your loved ones who has it.
I know, because my Mom does.
2007-03-16 13:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by Barbados Chick 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Some people on this site..
2007-03-16 14:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's with you? Can't you find at least one good thing about every person?! I bet there are more people that laugh at you than this woman.
2007-03-16 13:05:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋