Why did charlie looked at mandy's chest? beacause she had ketchup on her shirt !!! lol
2007-03-16 05:10:10 · 14 answers · asked by Daddy Mogul 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did you ask your little brother for that joke?
2007-03-16 09:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one is a good Sohphmoric joke for High Schoolers from Kansas.
Since it is day before St. Patty's day, how about this one:
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!"
Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."
2007-03-16 07:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when that joke gets funny tell me i so did not get the point and most people say its funny to get best answer but i wont tell a lie it sucks
2007-03-16 05:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by cutemarv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is that as dumb as i think it is? it seems as if it's too stupid to have that as a joke... whatever, maybe it's just not my taste in jokes but i didn't think it was very funny. sorry
2007-03-16 05:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by defy gravity! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the answer would have to be the third one.
2007-03-16 05:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by chicken butt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-16 05:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by _Mexican_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is not at all funny!
2007-03-16 05:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um ok i seriously dont get it....or maybe i do and its just dumb and not funny....but if it is funny... i dont get whats so funny...uuh no wait....yea i still dont get it.....ok thats just lame now c'mon you can do better!
2007-03-16 05:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by sexygrl_blondee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which world is this exactly?
2007-03-16 06:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by __ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny. try again
2007-03-16 06:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by the common cold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋