Two Iraqi Al-Qaeda undercover operatives boarded a flight out of London...?

Question

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a British Soldier sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Soldier kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Iraqi in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Soldier, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Iraqi's picked up the Soldier' s shoe and spat in it.

When the Soldier returned with the coke, the other Iraqi said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Iraqi picked up the Soldier' s other shoe and spat in it.

When the Soldier returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?"

Then the Soldier added,

"This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

Answer 1

wkd : )

Answer 2

LOL! i knew there was a trick to it! the soldier was just being to kind! LOL!

Answer 3

I find it extremely disturbing that you'd joke about Iraqi Al-Qaedas getting onto a plane. My stomach is in knots, because it takes me right back to 9/11 and all of those people dying. I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling this. Please- think of the affect your 'joke' may have on other people before you post it.

Answer 4

HA, Great, lets hear more...

Answer 5

ahaahahaha...good one

Answer 6

very well done