Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."
2007-03-16 04:46:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heh heh. You get a star.
2007-03-16 04:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is funny, but not as funny as this:
Bush and Cheney are in a diner, and a cute young waitress brings them menus.
Cheney says: "I'll have a double Cheeseburger with fries, please"
Bush winks at the waitress and says "How about a quickie?"
The waitress storms off humiliated and offended, much to Bush's confusion.
Cheney then leans over and tells the president:
"Sir, it's pronounced 'quiche' ".
2007-03-16 11:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Year of the Monkey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L
thnx for the laugh
2007-03-16 11:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, but being a level 1 newbie you have a long way to go, i like your zeal and your attempt at participating, keep it up
2007-03-16 11:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insert most politicians or celebrities in there and it would still be funny and true.
2007-03-16 11:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by alucardgabriev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!
Funny! But I don't know if it speaks the truth.
Hmm.
I'll settle for humour.
2007-03-16 11:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, Democrat or Republican, that's not funny at all. You really need to work on your sense of humor.
2007-03-16 11:50:20 · answer #7 · answered by IzzyB 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
very funny
2007-03-16 11:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your day job.
2007-03-16 11:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by xxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-16 11:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by jquick13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋