One dark and stormy late night Mr and Mrs Hill were driving along a pitch dark country road. A huge bolt of lightning hit a tree just ahead causing Mr Hill to swerve to miss it falling and crashed his vehicle. He was badly shaken and when he looked over at his wife she was unconscious. He stumbled from the vehicle into the pouring rain. He managed to pick her up and walked to the nearest house. With his free hand he knocked on the door. The door creaked open to a little hunchback man named Igor and Mr Hill explained what had happened. Igor went to get his master. The man took them down to his basement where Mrs Hill was put on a metal table and then Mr Hill collapsed and he was also placed on a table. He worked to save them but they both died. The man was distraught so he went to play his organ. The music wafted downstairs and Igor noticed that the Mrs Hill foot was tapping and Mr Hill was moving to the music. Igor rushed to his master that the Hills were alive to the sound of music
2007-03-16 04:03:22 · 13 answers · asked by dirkthesmirk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is supposed to be a really long story with the punchline at the end but I had to keep editing until I could fit it all in. If you're telling this joke add as many details as you can to make it as exciting and interesting as possible to keep people hooked.
To the poor people who didn't get it and took me to task for you not getting it. I tried I really tried but I can only do so much for you. Seriously.
2007-03-16 11:36:13 · update #1
That was really funny. I guess you have to have a bit of intelligence to get.
2007-03-16 04:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by littlemama_rules 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is that the end of the joke??? i was just getting into the story!! well....i can't tell if the joke is funny or not....maybe...it was very interesting, have you ever thought about writing short stories, you are very imaginative!!
Edit: omg!! i feel so stupid now!! "The Hills are alive with the sound of music"~I must have a little blonde in me!!
~*~Kimmy~*~
2007-03-16 11:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. Funny
2007-03-16 11:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya know i realy dont get it but the weird then is. is that my mom just got remarried so now their last names are hill yeah them.
2007-03-16 11:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And then they died laughing after reading this question.
2007-03-16 11:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke or ghost story?
2007-03-16 11:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by toyanlee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to admitt, I did not see it coming, I will use that one
2007-03-16 11:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this suposed to be funny. Becasuse i didn't understand it.
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-16 11:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
great play of the words, i thot it was funny
2007-03-16 11:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand this joke and i think it is stupid! 0 stars
2007-03-16 11:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋