My girls cooter smells like dead fish and I wish it wouldn't. I don't have the heart to tell her but it burns my nostrils everytime I go near it. The problem is...she is soooo hot. What should I do to let her know?
2007-03-16 03:57:56 · 9 answers · asked by Patsfan34 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ask her if she wants to get in the shower or the tub with you and then tell her you want to wash her body including her fishy regions. Then afterwards while doing the deed make mention of how wonderful it smells. Maybe she will take the hint.
2007-03-16 04:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by clints_wench 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should try role playing and be a dr for the day. Start by giving her a sponge bath. Massage her whole body as you wash from head to toe. Then get some really good smelling lotion and apply it from head to toe.
OR you can try taking a shower with her before sex. Tell her it really stimulates you. You might even enjoy soaping each other up and having fun in the tub :)
OR you can try and keep a halls in your mouth as you perform. It will be all that you smell and give her a unique pleasure.
OR if you have been together for awhile you can suggest a cleanser while you are out shopping. Tell her its something your old girlfriends did and you loved it.
It could be beause she has an infection or maybe shes sleeping around with too many men
Or you can suck it up and just deal with it. I'm sure there are times that you are sweaty or just funky smelling when she puts up with it...
2007-03-17 00:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a deal breaker for me. I don't like fish anyway and to have one that smells like dead fish...ewww! Maybe you could stop taking care of your area and see if she has a comment, then you can use that opportunity to share your thoughts with her about her cooter.
2007-03-16 04:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hormones impression me like that. i did not have diarrhea, yet on the starting up of my pregnancies i bypass 2-3 circumstances an afternoon. And this being pregnant, i began that back some weeks in the past. Your hormones should be replacing. Watch your foodstuff routine to help save issues below administration.
2016-12-02 02:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her. And I am serious. Tell her kindly, and gently that "baby I need you to douche so that I can enjoy " (fill in the blank). There is no other way than to be honest.
2007-03-16 05:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by cami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take her to a seafood market,and when you walk in tell her that the smell is familiar.
2007-03-16 04:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by dikhead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the fire extinguisher thats in the basement and spray her with that! Idiot
2007-03-16 04:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by Devdude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably has an infection. Stay away! Far, far away!
2007-03-16 04:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by intewonfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her thats nasty...no reason she should stink if she showers everyday
2007-03-16 04:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋