what role has the pie played in world religions?

Question

i do not think that any holy text or scripture mentions pies. why not?
so many religions claim to be peaceful, but they are still propergated by the sword and hob-nailed boot of oppression. if there had been a prophet or messiah who had ordered their followers to lay down the sword and take up the pie wouldn't religious conflict be less awful and more fun.
are not the long gone comedic heros of the silent movies the real saints and martyrs for showing us a gentler way to solve our differences.
the only problem is i bet you someone would have developed a key lime sabot tank buster.

do you think piesiah would be a good name for the prophet?

Answer 1

I'm sure you've made a mistake here - this question should have been posted in the "Jokes" section, because actually I find it quite amusing ! ! !

Answer 2

If I joined, everybody would be chanting, "who's ate all the pies?". There'd be none left to chuck around.

I'd be stuck on which sect to join. I like the meat pie people, but the custard pies are quite tasty too.

The great prophet should be Simon, surely?

Answer 3

The Illuminati's end recreation is to apply pop-subculture personalities (lady Gaga, KE$HA, Katy Perry et.al.) to popularize a dance / intercourse ritual so all of us can touch the "clock-artwork elves" -- who're additionally the 'living creatures' defined interior the Bible. all of it comprises a character they call "demonstrate screen" (as interior the all-seeing eye / eye interior the triangle / the "third EYE"), it is the "Beast" as prophesied interior the e book of Revelation. remember lady Gaga's video "telephone"? the place she takes a telephone receiver and straps it to her left eye? Take the be conscious "demonstrate screen" and spell it on an previous telephone pad and you get the quantity 666:4867. in view that demonstrate screen is linked with the third EYE people who 'worship' demonstrate screen will mark themselves on the brow. you could assume the contactee epidemic to culminate around December twenty first of this year. TiK ToK!!! by the form, the third EYE is linked with the pineal gland and the pineal gland is understood to offer DMT -- the substance used via the Illuminati to communicate with their otherworldly masters.

Answer 4

Thats what religon is a pie because every time somebody don't get their way they cut out a piece of Gods body and go some were else and form another pie.

Answer 5

I'm picturing myself at a Broadway play... in walks a man with pies strapped to his body... we all try to run, but too late.... whipped cream ALL over!!!

I like your plan. Let's infiltrate all the world's terrorist organizations and get it going.

Answer 6

Don't mix up the words of man with the words of God

Answer 7

I like it, and Pythagoras would have loved it.

Answer 8

Pie Jesu.....;~)

Answer 9

I can't argue with this

Answer 10

I don't know