Two drunks were walking home one night down the railroad track.
One said, "Man! This is the longest set of stairs I've ever seen"!
The other answered, "Yes, and these d@mned handrails are too low, too!
2007-03-16 03:50:09 · 19 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha.. try to imagine.. hahaha.. hope their azz and back doesn't hurt yet.. are they home now??
2007-03-16 23:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of like the two pilots from alabama that landed across the runway instead of down the length--first one " Man, this is the shortest runway I have ever seen" second pilot "yeah, but look how wide it is"!
2007-03-16 10:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's just ok, 6 out of 10
2007-03-16 11:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by jaxt517 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is exactly why I don't drink more than 5 glasses of beer at one time!!
2007-03-16 11:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lt's fine. 7/10
2007-03-16 11:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be the worst joke i've ever heard!
2007-03-16 10:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by i'm gay 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
And they look up and see the sun rising and one says "Is it evening or morning?" And the other drunk answers, " I dunno, I am new around here".
2007-03-16 11:15:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha jus trying to imagine that
2007-03-16 11:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
silly
2007-03-16 10:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by broj7400 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
L O L ! ! ! ! ! ! !
i liked it , u reserve a star
2007-03-16 11:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋