An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."
Curious, the attorney asked, "What do you have there?"
The drunk replied, "I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."
The attorney responded, "Let me take a look."
So the drunk handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. "Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"
The drunk replied, "Out of my nose!"
2007-03-16 03:38:58 · 10 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah! i'll have to agree with u on this one.. LOL! "poor lawyer!" LOL!
2007-03-16 05:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgustingly funny
2007-03-16 03:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ughhh!! That is so gross, but served him right for not minding his own business!!
2007-03-16 04:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwww, gross. Does he even herd about toilet paper.
2007-03-17 08:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! DAT HAPPENED 2 ME ONE TIME!
2007-03-16 03:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by BreeADV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Bathroom humour. :]
2007-03-16 03:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by ~ T a y l ♥ r ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lt sure is gross. Yikes!
2007-03-16 04:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that has just made me want to chuck up!!!! funny though!
2007-03-16 03:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewwww, gross! lol. He must've been way drunk!!!!
2007-03-16 03:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by Louee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 03:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋