How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you still move you lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
2007-03-16 03:33:39 · 15 answers · asked by pups 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great list here is one that puzzles me
the pringles advert says once you pop you cant stop so why do the packets come with resealable lids?
2007-03-16 04:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My turn!
Let's see:
Wrong numbers might be busy, but you wouldn't notice if they were. If you dialed a wrong number and got an 'engaged' tone, you would never know it was a wrong number.
He uses it to make clothes, maybe?
Your lips may still move, but the stuff does stick to them. Also, it does come in the form of a little stick.
I'm guessing it's because of the way sunrise and sunset looks. At sunrise, the light seems like a bright crack in the sky which gets wider (the 'break'), but at sunset, the darkness seems to swallow the light up as the Sun moves down into the horizon. The sun sets with darkness falling on top of it.
It times seconds! Anyway, who is to say that the first hand isn't the second hand?
I am guessing that real lemon juice is expensive compared to the artificial stuff. You get a tiny little splash of real lemon in the cleaner, but you get lots of juice in a bottle. And consider, there is nothing to say that cleaners aren't made with artificial lemon *as well.*
They could be hemi or demi conductors too, if you felt like it.
No, pilots need to take their time. Maybe if they need to know how to crash properly!
No, stars just melt the dirt off.
No. Toadstools look very uncomfortable anyway.
Through the door!
There is no Roman numeral for zero. They just left an empty space. This was a big problem when Romans were trying to do sums. I think it's probably why we use Arabic numerals today.
Only if they have wooden legs.
Slow traffic is what happens when everyone tries to rush at once. Silly people.
Ah, that was fun.
2007-03-16 04:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be thinking about these all day, I have a few for you to think about also:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
~*~Kimmy~*~
2007-03-16 03:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
LOL!
Why is the time with the slowest traffic called rish hour.
Because people are rshing somewhere, that is why they have a lot of people.
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-16 04:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because nobody likes to call the wrong number
He shaves
Because it sticks to your lips
The fourth one is too good for me
Seconds in time :D
Because you don't eat dishwashing soap and you drink lemon juice, you won't like the real taste...
I guess so
No
Nope they're too far away
In movies only
Jump
IIIIIV
Only on Christmas
Because everyone's in a rush
There you go again. Where are you getting these!!!???
2007-03-16 03:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hate these 'I Need Answers'. They make me think too much, although it didn't take too long to come up with these
Why are the lights at the front of cars known as side lights?
How many days are there in donkeys' years?
How can you ever be beside yourself?
How does a vacuum flask know it has to keep tea/coffee hot but cold drinks cold?
Why look something up, yet write it down?
2007-03-16 04:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
fortunately one won't be able to be arrested or convicted for ones ideas, yet can write about those eccentric ideas and be critically acclaimed. "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" replaced right into a great e book/movie.
2016-11-25 23:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by goettle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn girl stop thinking so much your going to fry your brain out like I did reading thoughs
2007-03-16 03:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by Blondie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great 10/10
2007-03-16 04:28:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would really like the answer to the last Q
2007-03-16 04:26:39 · answer #10 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋