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alright my girlfriend and i were incredibly DRUNK at church and we were tired of listenin to that boring pastor dude.

so we went into the other room and were "kissing and hugging"
then the pastor opened the door (apparently there was a new art exhibit in the room we were in) to show the audience what was new at the church. my girlfriend and i were both naked and drunk. we ran as fast as we could....can we still go back to church?

2007-03-16 03:25:14 · 10 answers · asked by its not gay if... 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

Dude I for one second do not beleive you have a grilfriend!

2007-03-16 03:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by By Any Means Necessary 5 · 2 0

You may want to set up a meeting with the Pastor and apologize for your act. Just out of respect.

2007-03-16 10:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, if you want to, but you better explain yourself to the entire church. Why would you even have a desire to go back. If you're getting drunk and f***ing, you obviously don't care enough about the church to even justify attending.

2007-03-16 10:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As long as it wasn't with his daughter it's ok to go back. I bet the 90 year old couple sitting next to you next Sunday actually still goes to the church parking lot to get it on.

2007-03-16 10:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Spring loaded horsie 5 · 0 0

Yes you can still go back to church.

2007-03-16 10:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by excellentvincent7 2 · 0 0

you should be locked up in Jail...but instead you have committed Blasphemy which is a much more dangerous act of disobedience than any human can punish...your is some deep deep demshee with God because of that buddy...no kidding...

2007-03-16 10:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Pastor Biker 6 · 0 1

Yes, though I'd recommend not drinking beforehand.

2007-03-16 10:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by STEPHEN J 4 · 0 0

just say it was in the name of the holy spirit.

2007-03-16 10:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by iron chef bryan 4 · 1 0

...sure...just sobor-up and get dressed... God is a God of grace, mercy and forgivness.... but do think about cleaning up your "act" tho...

2007-03-16 10:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why would you want to?

2007-03-16 10:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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