A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I’m a 6’ tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she’s a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-03-16 03:17:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahah...brilliant!!!
2007-03-16 06:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-16 10:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes!
2007-03-16 10:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that's so funny!!! I love blonde jokes no offense to blondes they are just too funny!
2007-03-16 10:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by [rawrr.xx.] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good n
a blonde joke against blondes
2007-03-16 10:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, i told this one to my mom (a blonde) last night, an i had to explain it to her like 10 times b/4 she got it!!! But i love her anyways!!! Loved the joke by the ways!!!
~*~Kimmy~*~
2007-03-16 10:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, but still funny.
2007-03-16 10:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..
2007-03-16 10:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, thats a very good one
2007-03-16 15:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by rjm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks it put a smile on my face. Although i did have to explain it to the blonde next to me.
2007-03-16 12:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like he has wandered in to a gay bar
2007-03-16 10:51:35 · answer #11 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋