A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible,"
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."
The blonde says,
"Don't worry."
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave
2007-03-16 02:37:28 · 34 answers · asked by johnboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute!
2007-03-16 02:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jacqueline M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE that joke cuz my favorite sub Mr. C used to tell it all of the time. He is the greatest sub in the world and i wish he was still my sub.
The other story that he would tell all the time was that a boy got onto a train with his new puppy and he sat down. The man next to him was smoking a cigar and it made the puppies eyes water. The boy politely asked the man to discard of his cigar, but the man refused so the boy took the cigar and threw it out the window. Out of anger the man took the puppy and threw it out the window. The boy was shocked and when he got off at the next stop he saw his puppy trotting up the street, and guess what he had in his mouth.....
His tongue (Mr. C thought it was hysterical when we all said "the cigar" and he would chuckle and say "no his tongue")
Mr. C is the cutest sub ever and i miss him so much. Thanks for sparking the memories that i have of the greatest sub ever :)
2007-03-18 15:48:23 · answer #2 · answered by HockeyChick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute but funny! Ha Ha! Good one! 9/10!
2007-03-16 03:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! 10/10
2007-03-16 03:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn, I prefer the version where she shaggs him out of sympathy
2007-03-16 03:05:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so blondes arent so daft 10/10
2007-03-16 05:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Sir is blooming brilliant.
2007-03-16 02:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha 10/10 real funny i want it too lol
2007-03-16 02:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive just wet my knickers laughing what a great joke ive even starred well done!
2007-03-16 02:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe..... I wasn't expecting that ending!! lol
xx
2007-03-16 04:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋