During the Second World War a British pilot who had been shot down and badly injured was sent to a prison hospital in Germany to recover.
One day his doctor comes round and says, (in a German Accent) I'm very sorry but your left leg has gangreen and has to be amputated.
The Britsih pilot, who takes this in his stride says, no problem, but please can you do me a favour, next time you bomb England can you drop my leg with the bombs.
The doctor agrees saying he can see no problem with this.
Couple of weeks later, the doctor returns and tells him more bad news, your right leg now has gangreen, we have to amputate.
Pilot says, no problem, but next time you bomb England can you drop my leg with the bombs.
His request is carried out.
A few weeks later, more bad news, his doctor tells him his left arm needs to be amputated, the pilot makes the same request.
This time his doctor quite sternly refuses.
No, this request cannot be carried out,
2007-03-16 02:05:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The commander thinks that you are trying to escape in pieces.
2007-03-16 02:06:52 · update #1
Kiro L my dad told it to me, he was a great commedian.
2007-03-16 02:12:36 · update #2
Brilliant joke, fantastic punch line, 10/10, your dads very funny
2007-03-16 02:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good. An original. 10/10
2007-03-16 03:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-16 07:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-03-16 02:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-16 02:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one :) lol
2007-03-16 03:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! dats well good, did u think of tht?
2007-03-16 02:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by Kiro L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
pretty good
2007-03-16 02:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny. tell your dad i said thanks for the joke
2007-03-16 02:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!!!!
2007-03-16 02:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋