Says to the kids "today we are going to use the word contagious in a sentence."
"Mary, please can you start."
"My sister had chicken pox and mummy said that it was contagious!" Said Mary.
"Very good Mary." Said the teacher. "You can go next Johnny."
Johnny stood up and said "My nextdoor neighbour was cutting his hedge and daddy said it was going to take that contagious!"
2007-03-16 00:48:04 · 17 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FYTP Sigumend!
2007-03-16 00:58:21 · update #1
i liked it mate very funny
2007-03-16 01:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This time Johnny could not make me laugh!
2007-03-16 07:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope your poor sense of humour isn't contagious.
2007-03-16 07:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before, but it is still funny....the classics never die :0)
2007-03-16 07:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dry joke
2007-03-19 08:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i never heard it and i laughed lol =P
2007-03-16 07:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by wee_hawty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-03-16 08:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by sweetheart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2007-03-16 07:53:50 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too old
2007-03-16 08:02:02 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-16 11:49:58 · answer #10 · answered by Amber W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋