A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price."
2007-03-15 23:52:31 · 7 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got on before it was removed and it's funny my lover
2007-03-16 00:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Goooodish
2007-03-16 00:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....somehow...
8/10 :0))
2007-03-16 00:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by ♪-e-l-l-e-♪ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes , funny joke
thnx for the laugh
2007-03-16 00:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clicking made me fart and reading made me sh*t thnx.
gotta sh*t everytime b4 u go to a car dealership.
2007-03-16 00:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-16 01:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by sweetheart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-16 00:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋