An Australian, an Irishman and a Glaswegian are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the
corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:
My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and
bottle of Buckfast.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks them
slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
For the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The
arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's
a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Glaswegian who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Glaswegian shouts,
"F*** off, I'm on invalidity!"
2007-03-15 23:49:01 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that i like. made my comic relief day
2007-03-16 00:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by alec3720 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh it was funny the first time I heard it. Good one tho.
2007-03-15 23:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not to sure on what the Glasqegian line meant but im sure it was funny
2007-03-15 23:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,good joke.
2007-03-16 00:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok , a little drawn out maybe. ..but i like your socks
2007-03-15 23:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you steal my nose???
2007-03-16 00:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why lose the only source of income.......
2007-03-19 06:45:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 02:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT!!! Way funny!!!
2007-03-15 23:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-03-19 21:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋