Toast of the evening...........................................?

Question

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Is it just me or does anyone else find Alanna very disturbing?

Answer 1

F**king brilliant.

love it,it sure made me laugh out loud.


xxx

Answer 2

bloody brilliant mate thats 10/10 material

Answer 3

Laughing out LouD :0D

Answer 4

Oh love it. Have a good st pat's day.

Answer 5

You are indeed quite the comedian sir, well done. I'll tell you one too....

Answer 6

Fantastic. will be saving that one to my mob shortley. He He He He

Answer 7

was mary ur wife?it sure seemed sooooooooooooo.....................

why did u lie to me honey,i'm sooooooooo hurt

Answer 8

ha ha ha ha i nearly weed my self.

Answer 9

Ha ha!!!

Answer 10

i like that one well done.....xxx