when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one Licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking.
The Teacher Fainted...
2007-03-15 23:08:58 · 14 answers · asked by medi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.. this is soooo hilarious...
good one.. hahahahahaha
thanx for the laugh
2007-03-16 00:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He didnt tell that one laady was wearing a ring , but by Johnny's answer the teacher fainted.That was really funny !!!
2007-03-16 06:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats bloody brilliant mate 10/10 material
2007-03-16 07:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by That guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a nutty professor he can be next time!
2007-03-16 07:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-16 08:44:26 · answer #5 · answered by winmwangaza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kay..its amazing to see how kids can be so smart sumtimes :))....wish i was a kid...hehee..good joke anyway XD
Li`l einStein likes it :)) 10/10
2007-03-16 07:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♪-e-l-l-e-♪ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!
Now thats what I call hilarious.
2007-03-16 06:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
jonny oh jonny
2007-03-16 07:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Smile *
Interesting. =)
2007-03-17 05:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by Simplicity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 10:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋