Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four seperate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second work was put in a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead
Third worm in sperm - dead
Fourth worm in soil - alive
So the Science teacher asked the class, "What can you learn from this experiment?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said -
"As long as you drink, smoke, and have sex, you won’t have worms."
2007-03-15
22:48:36
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