Little Johnny was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually he slept through the class. One day the teacher called on him while he was napping, ’’Tell me, Johnny, who created the universe?’’
When Johnny didn’t stir, little Mary, an altruistic girl seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed him in the rear. ’’God Almighty !’’ shouted Johnny and the teacher said, ’’Very good’’ and Johnny fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Johnny, ’’Who is our Lord and Savior?’’ But Johnny didn’t even stir from his slumber. Once again, Mary came to the rescue and stuck him again. ’’Jesus Christ!’’ shouted Johnny and the teacher said, ’’Very good,’’ and Johnny fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Johnny a third question, ’’What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?’’ And again, mary jabbed her with the pin. This time Johnny jumped up and shouted, ’’If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’’
2007-03-15 22:27:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, i heard it before but it still makes me laugh!
2007-03-15 22:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a joke
there are three friends: Do, Re , and Mi. Do and Re took a bath.
Who didnt take a bath yet?
2007-03-15 22:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny.
2007-03-15 22:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one
2007-03-15 22:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you an original one i had"nt heard 10/10
2007-03-15 22:41:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, I had a laugh of a time!
2007-03-16 00:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this once b4, but its still funny..lol…
2007-03-15 23:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-03-15 22:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it and heard it be4 like bout million times, bt everytime i laugh!!
2007-03-15 22:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you .You made me laugh.I was having a bad day.
2007-03-15 23:10:14 · answer #10 · answered by ANU U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋