Top tips from the US army
And who says they aren't doing a good job.....
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S.M.C. Training Bulletin
"A slipping trigger gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Manual
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Literature.
And from the Infantryman's Journal:
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
2007-03-15 22:26:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loki strikes again, join the army and see the World?? What a laugh. Loved it. 10/10
2007-03-16 01:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 00:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by intriago 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with the bomb technician thing!
2007-03-16 00:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. I like the whole army thing.
2007-03-16 00:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"aim towards the enemy" sooo funny but true
2007-03-15 22:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by crawdash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
Also there is no such thing as" Friendly Fire"
2007-03-15 22:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah funny
2007-03-15 22:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it's funny.
2007-03-16 00:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-03-15 23:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny.
2007-03-15 23:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋