2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
2007-03-15 22:20:15 · 13 answers · asked by medi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well ijust woke up and its great to start the day with a laugh...
2007-03-15 22:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u re so funny. seven thumbs up. i bet u re the soul of every company
2007-03-16 07:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by jacky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnx 4 da laugh!!
2007-03-16 05:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv it hahahahahahaahha
bout time for a new joke
2007-03-16 05:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....Brilliant!
2007-03-16 06:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its old
but funny hah
lol
2007-03-16 05:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat's funny
2007-03-16 05:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!!!LMAO
2007-03-16 05:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by sss_1122 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is THAT???
lol joke....7/10
2007-03-16 07:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♪-e-l-l-e-♪ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 10:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋