People believe that if you accept Jesus as your personal saviour you will be saved and get into Heaven.Heaven, a place that only the living and the near dead have been able to discribe and is an invisble place you get to go to if you believe and so forth.Right?
Ok, I have this rock and it protects me from aliens and monsters.It saves me when they try to get me.I have accepted this rock as my personal saviour.The monsters and aliens are invisble.But they exist because I can discribe them.
So, if you can believe that by accepting someone as your personal saviour to go to a place you have never been to but can discribe, you can also accept my rock as your saviour to protect against monsters and aliens that are invisible and will attack you if you don't accept my rock as your saviour.
This is no laughing matter!Aliens and monsters are real and are out to get you.Denying they exist is their great deception.Will you accept my rock as your personal saviour?
2007-03-15 21:56:05 · 17 answers · asked by Demopublican 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I will accept the rock as my saviour. Hell, even if the Christians wanted to shoot this one down, they couldn't. Jesus said he would build his church upon a rock.
2007-03-15 22:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
The devils advocate said it .Jesus is the Rock of ages.
" Heaven is an invisible place you get to go to if you believe.." Wow man. Try this. Heaven is a place of eternal love and peace. No more tears, death, wars, sorrow or suffering. Jesus makes all that possible with His love and forgiveness. He is the only " rock" who can give you that love.
2007-03-16 05:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well,,, i don't know your rock so i cant say,,,but i do know my personal saviour,, I have a bible,,,and I read it,,,and I pray for discernment,,,and my God answers. Aliens and monsters do exist,,,and his name is satan.....and why can't you believe in a God that you don't see when you just said you believe in monsters,,( they are invisible but you can describe them ).
2007-03-16 05:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by igottadrive2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am staying Catholic but understand you and need to know what type of rock is this? No, I would only offend them the next time I'm taken on a road trip. Aren't they being nice. Oh ****, I think their here, Gotta go..to bed..I need your rock man.
2007-03-16 05:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Diana T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flying Sapghetti Monster rules.
You rock has no power here.
2007-03-16 05:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel J 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my personal saviour is the old grey cat that decided to share his life with me.
2007-03-16 05:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I need verifiable scientific proof that your rock is a savior.
Plus I was born right the first time. :-)
2007-03-16 05:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Praise unto the rock
2007-03-16 04:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Of course, I don't want any monsters or aliens to get me!
2007-03-16 05:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude, I used to think just like that when i did the psychedelic drugs.
2007-03-16 05:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by George 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋