You know when you are driving along in your car and you hit a fly, splat!!
Well, what do you think is the last thing to go through it's mind??
It's backside.
2007-03-15 21:30:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks here is one for you too
Three men died and stood in front of God.
God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.
The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car.
The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.
A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.
"What's the matter?"
"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a skateboard!"
2007-03-16 01:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by Stargate 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That explains the black spots between some motorcyclist's teeth. Must have been smiling!
2007-03-16 04:36:12 · answer #2 · answered by The_answer_person 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
That's a very old primary school joke.
2007-03-16 04:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I had the guts I would do it again
2007-03-16 04:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by Shaz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the windshield
2007-03-16 05:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by latinchic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-03-16 04:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the windshield
2007-03-16 04:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its arshole ha ha ha ha 9/10
2007-03-16 05:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-16 05:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool, lol! av a gr8 wknd!
2007-03-16 04:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋