A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "you can have her shipped home for £5000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150. The man thought about it for a while and told him that he would have his wife shipped home. The undertaker asked, "why would you spend £5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only have to spend £150?".
The man replied, "long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead"......I just can't take the chance.
2007-03-15 19:46:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee great! my first visit to a posting this morning and now i"ve got the giggles
2007-03-15 19:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alright I'll tell you a better one...
so one day a man comes to his work, wearing black, dusty, bloody and tired. His boss asked him why he was late, and he said had to bury his mother-in-law. With a lot of sympathy and sorrow the boss asked so what's the reason he's bloody and dusty? The man said... because she made it hard for him to bury her by kicking and scratching.
2007-03-15 19:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Nightmare,. Retired man !! 7/10
2007-03-15 20:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your`e on a roll Irish, keep em coming 10/10
2007-03-15 21:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, reminds me of the two golfers - bert & george, both on the 8th green, when a hurst goes past. bert takes off his hat, and bows his head, george follows suit and they both stand there silently for a while. when george breaks the silence and says what a nice thing it was to do, pay respect to the coffin when bert replies what do you expect, alice and i were married for almost 40 years
2007-03-15 23:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny but think a grumpy moaning hussband would be more fitting than a nagging wife!!!
2007-03-15 19:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL>>>>that's funny
2007-03-15 20:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's funny! But a little sad, too.
2007-03-15 19:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
too funny
2007-03-15 21:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Aaliyah Morales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SMashin'!
2007-03-15 19:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by SL65 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋