2007-03-15 19:39:50 · 12 answers · asked by Richard J 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
answer: He refuses to press the submit button
2007-03-15 19:47:24 · update #1
he was banned, apparently people who joked about him on Yahoo answers suffered round kick related injuries
2007-03-15 20:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris solutions each question with "<~" (an arrow pointing to his avatar) because the answer to each thing is 'Chuck Norris'. With only a glare, Chuck Norris can get people to end posting below Polls & Surveys for a complete hour.
2016-11-25 23:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he knows everything and doesn't have enough time to share all the wisdom held by chuck norris. If there was a question, (and this is unlikely) that chuck norris didn't know he would solve it with his go to answer..........his roundhouse kick.
2007-03-15 19:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by Don 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sample answer: "Chuck Norris beat the cr@p out of the guy that did that song last week".
2007-03-15 19:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Noris doesn't use yahoo answers, yahoo answers uses Chuck Noris. At least they tried to until he gave them a roundhouse kick.
2007-03-15 19:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's too busy chasing the guys who made "ostrich chuck".
2007-03-15 19:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by Dragoness A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't use it because he's too busy kickin' cowboy butt otherwise known as cowboy a**
2007-03-15 19:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by lambmy123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get o the other side.
2007-03-15 19:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by ihate c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That actually made me laugh a little bit. Thanks for that.
2007-03-15 20:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why should he
2007-03-15 19:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋