"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!
2007-03-15 18:19:17 · 21 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. Sad, but very funny.
I bet he'll never mix those words up again.
2007-03-15 18:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah funny. I used to mix those words up too back when I was younger. I'm not sure under what circumstances I was even using those words, but you can bet it didn't have the same implications as this poor "guy".
2007-03-15 18:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by hatevirtual 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a pain full joke. Both a day surgery, but still a bad mix up on the chopping block.
2007-03-15 18:39:28 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-03-15 18:38:51 · answer #4 · answered by jacksonvillegarycollins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol what a joke that amazing 10/10 easy
2007-03-15 18:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by That guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HAS 9/10
2007-03-15 21:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Like it!
2007-03-15 18:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Cattail ~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha...he thot the word meant something else and afterwards he got to know! this is hilarious!
2007-03-15 18:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by aditya 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha, he thought the word meant something else.hahahahahaaa
2007-03-15 18:22:26 · answer #9 · answered by The infamous bongblaster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>I never thought there would so much humour with Drs
2007-03-15 18:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋