does anyone else have any similar jokes that are ridiculous like? i find it funny. LOL.
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and say, "man it's really hot in here". The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "WHOA, a talking muffin!"
2007-03-15 17:45:34 · 19 answers · asked by jkl; 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute :P
2007-03-15 17:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two penguins are sitting on an ice berg, one looks over to the other and says "its really cold here" the second looks at the first and answers "whoa a talking penguin"
that is a similar joke
2007-03-15 17:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a muffin joke, but it's not really similar:
A pool of batter in a muffin container was sitting a metal baking tray, but he was unaware of it. When he was put in the oven, he realized it was beginning to get hot. He rushed to to the 'window' and shouted, "Who told me this was a sauna?!"
2007-03-15 17:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to tell you my joke but then I realized we had muffin in common.
2007-03-15 17:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shantelle G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have several muffin jokes, but they have nothing to do with food. Sorry.
2007-03-15 18:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm with the cannibal man. My jokes are different kind of muffns.
2007-03-15 18:18:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On potato turns to the other potato and says WHOA, a silent potato!
2007-03-15 17:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 02:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! hahaha
How about this one: A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry sir, you must leave. We don't serve string in this bar." So the string walks out the door, ties himself in a knot and frays his ends, then walks back in the bar. The bartender says "Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?" and the string says "No, I'm a frayed knot."
2007-03-15 18:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by spaacedogg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL at Shantells.. Woooo man!
2007-03-15 18:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by Choir~Geek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:lol: as if the other muffin is not talking =))
2007-03-15 18:32:07 · answer #11 · answered by aquarian8502 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋