Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?
Jesus is coming look busy.
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
2007-03-15 17:42:40 · 15 answers · asked by RiverGirl 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I LOVE them! Here's another for your collection:
Jesus save me..........from your followers!
2007-03-15 17:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Medusa 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
There is no rapture!
Suffering works out Salvation!
Jesus is coming look busy <--- that's funny!
2007-03-16 00:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fundie Xian here.
The first one and the fourth one made me laugh.
But shouldn't your question read bumper stickers TO religious fanatics and not FOR us?
2007-03-16 00:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love the two belly button thing-- how true!
The mountain thing makes me hungry.
Love your sense of humor!!
2007-03-16 00:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by queensassey 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My favorites are "I bet Jesus would use his turn signal." and "God hates no group. Only religions do that."
2007-03-16 00:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
how about
Jesus saves
but Moses invests
2007-03-16 00:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My favorite is the 4th one
2007-03-16 01:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not funny, makes a joke of everything
2007-03-16 00:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap."
2007-03-16 00:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa C 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I've always loved those.
2007-03-16 00:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋