A guy was sitting, crying in his beer, when a friend asked him, "What's the matter, man?"
"Well" He said, "My wife is not satisfied with my s*xual performance." "Do you do any oral?" "Gee, I really have NO idea about it" So the friend explained in great detail how to
satisfy the wife. "Thanks!" "I'm going straight home to try it!" When he got home, he shut all the lights off, jumped into bed, slid down under the covers, and began..."Oooooooooooh, Aahhhhhh" he was so excited with the moans. When he finished, he went into the kitchen to have a beer. At that moment, his wife came in the front door all dressed up. "What are you doing? he asked. "Nothing, I just got home from work!" "Well, WHO is in the bedroom???" "Oh, Mom came home for the weekend, we're going to sleep on the couch!!!"
2007-03-15 17:35:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A good way to get to know your mother-in-law!!
2007-03-15 18:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an awkward situation for the husband.
"Well...you see, my dear, I just made out with your mom. But....uhhh...you're a better kisser!" lol
2007-03-16 00:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
O.M.G.mother came to visit near muff spit it out 9/10
2007-03-16 04:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes, she'll never leave now,.7/10
2007-03-16 04:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, ahahahah!
2007-03-16 00:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That is sick and funny!!!
2007-03-16 02:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by msociety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck...!!
LOL
2007-03-16 00:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 00:37:50 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny........
2007-03-16 04:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by medi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-16 01:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋