went to a Psychiatrist to discuss the problem.
The Doctor said, "We're going to play a little game I call "free association"". "I'll say a word...then the first word that comes to your mind, you say to me...out loud" "Got it?"
"Ok, let's begin..."Apple" The man replied, "T*ts" The Doctor noted normal on his pad.
"Orange" Again, the man replied "T*ts" Again, the doctor noted normal on his pad.
"Watermelon" "Big T*ts!" Again, the Doctor noted normal.
"Windshield Wipers" ..."T*ts!" Then the Doctor tucked his pad under his arm and inquired (puzzled) "Now, HOW do you get "T*ts" from "windshield wipers???"
The patient just turned his head left and right, and left and right making a kissing sound!!!
2007-03-15
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