Have you ever laughed so hard that you found yourself on the floor gasping for air?
I'm curious to know what you might think is funny...
2007-03-15 16:28:03 · 7 answers · asked by kipp_o 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was once this incident where I was working with a collegue of mine in a small room. The door of the room made a peculiar creaking noise when its opened.
Me and my collegue were working with our back to the door and i heard the same peculiar creaking sound, I turned back and was surprised to find the door closed, I was very sure I heard the door creak, but the door was closed, I asked my collegue who was grinning when i asked him,
then shyfully he said that it was the not the door creaking which I heard but it was his fart that made the sound......
I just could not stop laughing.....thinking that his butt could actually fart mimicing the sound made by the door....
I actually fell down laughing....
Hope u all will find it funny too....
2007-03-15 20:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find this one funny:
Are you on "HIS" address list....?
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
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>>God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
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>>So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
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>>God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good because
>>He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
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>>Do you know what the email said?
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>>Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either.
I've read more funny jokes,,,, but this is the only one I can post.
2007-03-15 16:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This may not be the funniest thing but it sure was funny. One day my friend was eating Hot Sauce, her mouth was on fire. she had said if there was a fire alarm in her mouth it would be going off. it was something like that...
2007-03-15 17:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is a wonderful president
2007-03-15 16:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Love always, Kortnei 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya yuko the clown telling this blad black guy
"YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A ***** MILk DUD" haha u should totally check that out at youtube.com type yuko the clown
2007-03-15 16:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Yhpargotohp 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When he read about the evils of drinking...he gave up - reading .
2007-03-15 18:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kil B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once i heard that u r handsome
2007-03-15 16:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by snowfalls_rainy 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋