Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin. This time , Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'll break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted
2007-03-15 16:13:47 · 11 answers · asked by Aracely 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!
2007-03-15 16:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We love the Johnny jokes, nice,10/10.
2007-03-15 23:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've love that one from the first time I read it. It still gets me to chuckle, no matter how many times I hear or read it. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-15 23:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-15 23:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by heyy sherry 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 00:12:58 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible! I'm disturbed by that!
2007-03-15 23:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao!
2007-03-15 23:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by dianee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha He He LOL!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 23:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read this one already but (FUNNY)
THANK YOU
2007-03-15 23:18:23 · answer #9 · answered by ****BUTTERFLYQWEEN***** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I needed that,really cute!
2007-03-15 23:20:19 · answer #10 · answered by pumpkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋