Soldier, standing post in a poncho in the rain: "THIS SUCKS!"
Airborne, wading through swamp in the rain, grinning "I LOVE the way this sucks!"
Airborne Ranger, up to neck in swamp in the rain, snake in teeth, wild expression on face, "I WISH IT WOULD SUCK EVEN MORE!"
Army Aviator in Apache in rain: "Boy, it really looks like it sucks down there."
USAF Airman, in lounge chair, in barracks, popcorn in lap, rain outside, waving remote at TV: "The CABLE'S OUT?! This SUCKS!"
HAHAHAH SO TRUE! YET I LOVE IT!
2007-03-15 15:49:26 · 22 answers · asked by PROUD TO BE A LIBERAL TEEN! 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I love it!
Hold up a minute, RC. It happens I'm quite proud of my Air Force and all the people in it. You need to take a long walk off a short pier.
Devil Dog, have you been peeking in the Air Force ops manual again?
One last note: Jim T, were you ever on a hot LZ, or anywhere else hot for that matter, and found yourself screaming into your radio for a fast mover? Oddly enough, the guy screaming down at 450 knots to save your butt is wearing an Air Force flight suit.
2007-03-15 19:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:
The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.
The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter. (OOOH-RAAH!!)
The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.
DD '73
2007-03-15 23:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by Devil Dog '73 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
An airman and a soldier go into a bathroom at the same time. The airmen finishes first and heads for the door, when the soldier turns to him and says, "The Army taught me to wash my hands after going to the bathroom." At which point the airman responds, "Well, the Air Force taught me not to piss on my hands."
2007-03-16 12:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jay F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... so true. The air force is so pampered. The enlisted base housing looks like what a officer stays in on an Army Base
2007-03-16 02:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by lilly j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, funny. Let me share something else with you.
Enemy soldier approaching, Army soldier, prepared by the above training, kills enemy soldier and lives. Air Force Airman, untrained in combat, due to sitting in lounge chair, in barracks, popcorn in lap, waving remote at TV, is killed by enemy soldier because there is no US Army soldier there to save his life.
So true, but I still don't love it.
2007-03-15 22:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jim T 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yeah the Air Force is the only way to Fly
2007-03-15 22:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats about right, except I'd much rather be on the ground than in a helicopter in a storm. ;)
I've heard that the in the Army you eat on paper plates while in the Air Force you eat on fine china.
2007-03-15 22:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kyle D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. It kinda makes the Air Force sound lazy which I know isn't true.
2007-03-15 23:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's funny. cuz in ROTC, we make fun of the air force. we even have a song. "down we sit into out chairs of leather" but, i don't remember the whole thing.
2007-03-15 23:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
thats an awesome joke
haha ive never heard it before either
thanks for posting
2007-03-15 22:53:03 · answer #10 · answered by I am watching your every move. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋