A mentally-disturb man visited a famous psychiatrist at St. Luke's Hospital.....
Psychiatris: What seems to be the problem????
Man: I really don't know, I can't understand who I am
Psychiatrist: Okey, why don't you lie down here on the couch and start from the beginning.
Man: The beginning?
Psychiatrist: Yes
Man: Okey, In the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth..........
2007-03-15 15:19:47 · 28 answers · asked by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute, very cute, hope I'm not being too blasphemous wearing my grin......
2007-03-15 15:23:36 · answer #1 · answered by mld m 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL! That's CUTE! If you think that's funny, you should see these!
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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday to spend the day hiking in the wilderness. Rounding a sharp bend in the trail, he collided with a bear and was sent tumbling down a steep grade. He landed on a rock and broke both legs.
With the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, the preacher prayed, "O Lord, I'm so sorry for skipping services today. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish -- make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me!"
At that very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to his knees, clasped his paws together, and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet: "Dear God, please bless this food I am about to receive."
A Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist pastor and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Fanny."
2007-03-15 22:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God created the Heavens and the earth!
2007-03-15 23:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big ego on him, 7/10
2007-03-16 04:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he's one french fry short of a Happy meal.
2007-03-15 22:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee-hee. What does a snail say when riding on a turtles back?
Weeeeeeeee.
2007-03-15 22:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by RickinAlaska 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-03-15 23:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
2007-03-15 22:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Sodas♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simple but funny. Har de har har.
2007-03-15 22:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by hatevirtual 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that joke was a funny one! I never heard it. So here is a star!
2007-03-15 22:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋