i don't suggest you do it though.. by the way.. i got it in an email..so not mine.. but i thought it was hilarouis
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds…AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a wrapped gift in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
2007-03-15 15:18:11 · 9 answers · asked by freedkid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Somehow... my peanut buttery innards gave a good chuckle.
2007-03-15 15:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by The Answering Peanut Butter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's soooo funny and the punch line isn't predictable. Absolutely great joke!
2007-03-15 22:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by #2 on the way! due 12/28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L0L..HA HAHAHAH AH A HA AH THATS MESSED UP HE SHOULDVE GOT HER A GYM MEMBERSHiP TOO,..
2007-03-15 22:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by me. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and a great idea (but not something i would want)
2007-03-15 23:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by bpositive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-15 22:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by JB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. That's a good one.
2007-03-15 23:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-03-15 22:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS FREEKIN HILARIOUS GREAT IDEA!!!!
2007-03-15 22:22:27 · answer #8 · answered by whitney b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.....my damn.....really good idea
2007-03-15 22:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by Blak Jesus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋