Cheesecake makes more sense than God. I see it all the time. So why don't we worship cheesecake? It has never smitten anyone (except through heart attacks) never caused floods, never plagued crops. It has brought relaxation and bliss to all. Why don't we stick it on a kebab-excuse me, cross- and worship it instead? Seriously, real question, want to know why you believe in your hocus pocus instead of the real world.
Although this has to do with cheesecake, so I lied. I suppose I go to cheesecake hell...:(
2007-03-15 14:44:01 · 11 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Amalthea...you should know everything, cheesecake and GOd included, is made in China.
2007-03-15 14:51:15 · update #1
I think we should all worship the sun god - he unarguably gives us life, he always shows up for work, we can see and feel him so we don't need faith. Cheesecake can be on his right hand though... :-)
2007-03-15 14:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why only believe in the "real" world? In fact how do we even know this is the "real" world? Because it is all you have seen. That doesn't prove anything. How can you prove anything? You are free to worship or believe anything you like. Wouldn't it be nice to allow everyone the same courtesy?
I believe cheesecake tastes great but I don't see cheescake as making sense. (as for bringing relazation and bliss, try eating the whole cheesecake or eating it when you are sensitive to cheese)
2007-03-15 21:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK first up some of the answers were really funny, especially "because it wouldn't last long enough in my house to be worshipped" or something like that. LOL
Seriously, and with every respect, your question is simply a reworked and kicked up version of the "God can't exist I don't see him" argument. So in return I'll give you the same responses I always do LOL You respect the laws of gravity don't you? You believe in the effect of the moon on the oceans' tides don't you? Air?
There ya go.
2007-03-15 21:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by Q&A Queen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has done all of that? But cheesecake has really done nothing except get eaten. Try looking at other gods, there has got to be one you are compatible with.
2007-03-15 21:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by framer1962 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But did cheesecake evolve or was it created? Answer that one if you can, haha! A dilemma that has plagued science for centuries...
2007-03-15 21:49:37 · answer #5 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because cheesecake doesn't last long enough in my presence to be worshipped.
2007-03-15 21:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well cheesecake exists in the natural world
2007-03-15 21:47:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But what about those of us who are allergic to milk? Are you automatically denying us the kingdom of cheesecake?
2007-03-15 21:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because my sis Eulalie and I worship Poe, Dourif, Serkis and vodka. Our pantheon is big enough already...
2007-03-15 21:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by Mich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute...i love cheesecake
2007-03-15 21:50:30 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋