Or is she?
Or it?
Personally, I think he/she/it realizes this, let us worship the cheesecake instead.
2007-03-15 14:27:47 · 15 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jane....my mom IS cheesecake. I have come to die for all your sins...the mothership is waiting to take you to cheesecakeland...
2007-03-15 14:33:35 · update #1
Lori, you blasphemer...by the way I'm reasking this one because some idiot deleted the last question.
2007-03-15 14:34:28 · update #2
See...god got mad that it was so well liked and banished it from his realm, that is why to those that like it it may be considered sinfully good.
2007-03-15 14:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is the cheesecake. The cheesecake is God. Kong is Lumpy. The worm is the spice. I am the walrus.
Sorry, what were we talking about?
2007-03-15 21:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by Mich 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I personally think we should just EAT the cheesecake and leave the worshipping for something less tasty ;)
2007-03-15 21:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok so you have proved that you love cheesecake more than God. Now don't expect us all to do the same!!
2007-03-15 21:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by A fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No God isnt inferior to cheesecake. hes much better then cheesecake. his love is much better then cheesecake his forgivness is much better then cheesecake his authority is much better then cheesecake. how can you insult God like this? God has done so much for each and everyone of us and this is how you repay him. shame damn shame. and i will pay God back for whats hes done for me and thats by giving him my soul and life and heart and spirit. and respect and trust he truly deserves.
2007-03-15 21:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by mamas_grandmasboy06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive had some really bad cheesecake. Pineapple upside down cake can be pretty good. or about pie? hmmm, pizza? Worship how you like, its all good. Be it God or cake.
2007-03-15 21:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by framer1962 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What can God expect, did he think forbidding apples would stop us?
God will succumb to cheesecake/
2007-03-16 16:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♣Hey jude♣ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny you would ask such a thing because if it wasn't for God there would be no cheesecake!
2007-03-15 21:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by Lori O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mom's inferior to cheesecake.
2007-03-15 21:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by Jay 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think society realizes that.
ONE DAY.. CHEESECAKE WILL RULE ALL.
2007-03-15 21:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋