Fidgetyfingers and two friends were roommates.
One night they all had all gone out on dates
and all came home at about the same time.
The blonde said, "You know you've been on a good date
when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The brunette said, "No, you know you've been on a good date
when you come home with your makeup all smeared."
Fidgetyfingers said nothing, but reached under her skirt,
removed her panties and threw up to the ceiling, where they stuck.
She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!"
2007-03-15 14:16:21 · 15 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke-war is getting out of hand Trickey...I shall have to report you for abuse :)
Three guys are comparing their drunkenness from the night before. The first guy, Speedy, says, "I was so drunk I don't even know how I got home...I just woke up in my bed in a pool of sweat."
"Oh yeah?" brags Gunners. "I was so drunk I took home a strange woman and was having s#x with her when my wife walked in."
"That's nothing," says Trickeyricky..."I was so pis*#d i was blowing chunks all night."
"Big deal," scoff the other two.
Tricky says, "I don't think you understand - Chunks is the name of my dog." he he
2007-03-15 15:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-03-15 21:20:27 · answer #2 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Julian Clary would say, "Sticky Moments"
2007-03-15 22:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Nasty but funny. 8/10.
2007-03-15 23:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww I wasn't expecting that, very funny though!
2007-03-15 21:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have spoilt the illusion.I always thought that fidgety was chaste.Mind you she must have been that night!
2007-03-16 06:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! I've never heard that one before! Good one!
2007-03-15 21:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by greenfan109 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, disgusting but hilarious:))
2007-03-15 21:23:26 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yum yum ha ha
2007-03-16 04:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck!! Now that's gross!! LOL
2007-03-15 21:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋