A blonde loses her job, her husband and her house all in the same day.She decides to jump off a bridge.As she's standing on the edge, a man approaches her and starts to chat with her.She tells him her story, and the man feels sorry for her.He tells her that he works on a ship out in the harbor and asks her if she would like to sail to an exotic island and live with him.She is thrilled and decides to take him up on his offer."First", he tells her, "I have to sneak you onto the boat.The captain can't know anything about it.Second,"he says, " you have to agree to have sex with me whenever I want." She agrees.He waits until night and sneaks the blonde onto the boat and leads her into the bottom where she hides.For a week, he returns to the hold three times a day, brings her food and has sex with her.On the eight day, she hears someone coming.It turns out to be the captain.She tells him her story. "But, I think I'm being conned."
"You sure are", he says,"This is the Staton Island Ferry!
2007-03-15 14:13:16 · 3 answers · asked by Denise P 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles