..dont do a cartwheel or you will kick the moon out of orbit and hows the weather up there? i need some new and funny jokes. im reposting this because the first time everyone was like meanie! and stuff and its completly not true she asks me for new jokes and stuff and she really likes them weve known each other for a looong time and im running out of material. whenever i see her shes like "ooo do you have any tall jokes???" so help would be appreciated. by the way shes a sophmore and im a freshy
2007-03-15 13:53:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
type in "tall jokes" on Yahoo or Google or some other search engine.
2007-03-15 13:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
skyscraper
jolly green giant
shack says no!
ask her if she gets nose bleeds
often ask her if she needs your jacket (coldness like in mountains)
Ask her if she feels light-headed because the air gets thinner the higher up you are.
Yo mama so tall, she can take a star from the sky and write your name on it
Your so tall that when you trip on a rock you hit your head on the moon.
Your so tall that when you tripped in Michigan you hit your head in Florida.
Your so tall, you need an extended toilet brush to wipe your bottom.
Your so tall the giraffes are attracted to you.
Your so tall you can pac Shaq... when he's on an airplane.
Your so tall you look like a lollipop with the sun up on yo head.
Your so tall people ask you for the daily forecast
Your so tall people climb you as a challenge.
Your so tall that when it rains your the first one to know
your momma so tall she can walk across USA in 3 steps.
Your momma so tall she was scouted for the NBA when she was 10 but they couldn't sign her up cos she couldn’t fit in the stadium.
Your momma so tall it takes 2 hours for her to bend over.
You are so tall that you can walk across the Atlantic ocean without getting your hair wet.
you are so tall that you killed a bird in the air when you dance.
you are so tall that you can warn of oncoming astroids
you so tall that you need telescope to read books.
some of them are sort of mean....it is up 2 you if you want to use them or which ones that you use. Also you have to be like oh, did you know.... and stuff like that not like you are so tall......(just a pointer)
2007-03-15 14:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by Rae-May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Dad, who was tall used to tell us about a short guy at his work. The short guy used to say that Dads legs were no longer than his. They went all the way from his butt, to his feet. Kind of goofy but.
2007-03-15 14:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's a great joke...
Your an asshole... funny eh? remember what you give out you'll get back someday. That worth 10 points?
2007-03-15 14:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by camaro46368 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
(Not being racist). How do black people get so tall?
Because their knee-grows (Negroes).
2007-03-15 14:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by Chris C 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
table top and yell timber!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 14:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by dawn d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋